Cheko.Ripper™

So, I have put my love life in your hands. I thought maybe I should give you an idea of what I am looking for so you can do a better job in helping me out a little, and maybe some of you will realize I am not as shallow as a puddle. The bottom line is… I am picky… very fucking picky. I like being single, so if I am going to stop, its going to be for a girl that has it all. Here is what Serg traditionally looks for in a woman.

I tend to date younger girls: Why? For one, I am about as mature as Sponge Bob Square Pants.

But the main reason is this. I really want to have more kids. The problem is, I am petrified of getting divorced. My solution is that I would really like to be with someone for a good number of years before the big steps are taken. This would be tough to do with a 30 something girl who’s clock is tocking instead of ticking.

The flip side: I think that if I focused on being a grown up… I would be a money making machine and excel in my career more than I do. I think an older woman could do that for me more than a younger one could.

She has to love kids: This is a concern for me. I often wonder if someone with kids could love mine as much as their own. It freaks me out a ton actually.

I like my girls to be girls: If a girl is into football, poker, blogging, and politics there isn’t a single thing I can learn from her that I don’t already know. I like my girls pretty, dainty, small, and smelling wonderful. I like girls who do girl things, and have girlfriends.

I like girls who play with their own pussy: If a girl doesn’t masturbate, then she doesn’t have a sexual appetite. I am a hungry fucker when it comes to sex… and if one girl is going to make me happy, she needs to want it… a lot. This doesn’t mean she’ll say yes whenever I ask… This means, I won’t have to ask.

She has to be easy on the eyes: Look, whoever said beauty is in the eye of the beholder was probably ugly. Look, I have been lucky enough to have had scored some fine looking tail a time or two in my life.

In order for me not to roam, I need to be with a girl who I feel, is a fucking knock out. Why? If she isn’t, and I get approached by a knockout, I will feel like I am missing out. Is that so wrong? Plus, sex is a very visual thing for me… I like to keep my eyes open.

Fun: I place laughter and fun before everything in my life. I live for experiencing those moments that I can look back on and tell stories about. I need someone who is funny, spontaneous, and willing to experience anything. I can’t stand people that are too cool for school about anything. Fuck that man… Whatever floats your boat… I don’t care, as long as your boat floats easily. Does that make sense?

Depth: Some of you equate this with smarts. I don’t give a fuck what a chick knows about physics or history… but I need someone that shit matters to. I need someone who isn’t just happy with their cell phone that can make pancakes and their fucking $400 purse. There needs to be deeper things in life that effect them. Things they think about, worry about, and even do something about. It shows their nature. As much as you guys think I am all about tits and ass… I fucking freak over the future of this country.

So there you have it. She has to be more than a hot piece of ass because, I can pull that stuff off single. If you assess the things above you’ll see that I am looking for a good looking girl, who I can have a family with, have fun with, a great sex life, and good conversation.

You wouldn’t believe how hard that is to find.

But… I am having a fucking blast looking.

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